This just in: 2 hour delay tomorrow!

The snow day rituals actually work. Here is the recipe for getting schools to close due to inclement weather:

1. Jammies on backwards and inside out
2. Flush an ice cube down the toilet
3. Do your own version of the Snow Dance
4. Sleep with a spoon under your pillow

Let's see if we can stretch this 2 hour delay into a full-out closing...